True story

In the line of It happened to me and True Story I give you my version.
This afternoon after coming home from running a couple of errands John goes upstairs to the bedroom to change into uniform only to find the door to the bedroom door somehow was locked. A quick trip to the shed to gather up all flat head screws driving and we're back at the door to try and pop the lock. Only to find that the key hole is requires an actual key. Next best guess let's break the door down (no I am not kidding), would you believe it's actually not that easy to do? Or perhaps we just have an extra thick door from heck. That does work next and so we go to the next idea -there's an odd vent thing at the bottom can we just uncover it from the layers of paint and open it that way? There was a small measure of success with that only to find that there was a matching vent screwed in from the other side. On to the fourth idea of the day - was to go into second bedroom and cut a hole from that closet into ours and send our oldest child through. It worked and she loved it and thought it was a great adventure. Now to do the patch job....