Friday, December 07, 2007

Angels explained by children

Got this as a cute forward and I couldn't resist posting it.
ANGELS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and
Harold.
~~~Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear
halos anymore. I forget
why, but scientists are working on
it.
~~~Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel!
First, you die. Then you go to Heaven,
and then there's still the
flight training to go through. And then you got
to agree to wear
those angel clothes.
~~~Matthew, 9

Angels work for God
and watch over kids when God has to go do something

else.
~~~Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps
me with math, but he's not much good for
science.
~~~Henry,
8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy
Cows!!!
~~~Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're
flying you up to heaven. The main
subject is where you went wrong
before you got dead.
~~~Daniel, 9

When an angel gets
mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And
when he lets out
his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
~~~Reagan,
10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a
tooth, an
angel comes in through your window and leaves money under
your pillow.
Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the
winter.
~~~Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by
God and his son, who's a very good
carpenter.
~~~Jared,
8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys
didn't go
for it.
~~~Antonio, 9

My angel is
my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me
while she was still down here on earth.
>Lynn, 9

Some
of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets.

And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child
get over
it.
~~~Vicki, 8

What I don't get
about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at
them.
~~~ Sarah, 7

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